I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
what did people even wear in 2008
apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
god fuckin bless
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)