*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
Makeup isn’t for women.
Makeup is for people who like wearing makeup.
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
I feel the need to sing the instrumentals of a song as much as I feel the need to sing the lyrics.
people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat
When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore.