lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via damn-funny)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via ugly)

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

(via ugly)

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(via ihaveyourdna)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via ladymorrigan)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via heart)

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

god fuckin bless

(via ihaveyourdna)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via ihaveyourdna)

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via ugly)

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)