MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne