relahvant:

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

miley could be shittin rn and we’d never know

(via ugly)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via thathilariousasian)

hi:

attractive strangers make everything better

(via f1re-and-bl00d)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

borinq:

I’m tired and I only got up like an hour ago

(via ruinedchildhood)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via f1re-and-bl00d)

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

(via gnarly)

staff:

we removed the lines under your url because everyone is fucking gay and weak. have fun assholes

(Source: staff, via creative-rebelion-youth)

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

(via saborhispano)

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via ladymorrigan)