heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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(via whyisthenightsosad)

injuries:

One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.

(Source: injuries, via yeaah-they-know-my-nameee)

viexon:

tvviter:

purpleinkstains:

awesome-fucking-australian:

australian-government:

boiling water challenge would’ve been more fun but you can probably do it just once 

I nominate Robin Thicke

I nominate Justin Bieber

I nominate Nash Grier

I nominate Tony Abbott

(via yeaah-they-know-my-nameee)

dashdrive:

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

(via yeaah-they-know-my-nameee)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via perks-of-being-chinese)