stability:

do whatcha want, whatcha want with my body (if ur rich)

(Source: stability, via perks-of-being-chinese)

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed, via laughbitches)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via youshouldseeherdance)

ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

marybriannna:

thank god for marijuana

(via youshouldseeherdance)

slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

(via damn-funny)

safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

(via ugly)