MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

(Source: yvov, via perks-of-being-chinese)


you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples, via guy)

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it, via munchmonch)


there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

(via your-talk-is-cheap)


bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via munchmonch)


There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

(via munchmonch)


do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: grrrldivision, via munchmonch)


hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via guy)


i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via munchmonch)


there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via goingg-madd)


i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.

(Source: what-mom, via dietrum)